Anti-Pedophilia Activismby Orn Pinas
We should ban all screens because whenever a screen is sold for a computer, phone, or television, no one can guarantee that it won't be used to abuse a child by showing images of their sexual activities, even if they were consensual, they were not consensual because we say so and we get to decide which human beings have rights, so there. We all know kids are our property. Banning screens is necessary to protect children. Wait a second, I'm about to freak out....
SAVE OUR TOTS,
BAN LIGHTED DOTS!
BAN ALL SCREENS!
Ok. That's better.
The little red, green, and blue dots light up at varying levels of brightness in such a way that they form little two-dimensional depictions of sexual activities that we disapprove of, so we claim that looking at them is re-abusing children remotely.
After we ban screens, we can all still use computers and phones via voice commands and computerized speech for feedback.
Another issue is that our anti-pedophilia strategy of spewing calls for violence and death threats is not always effective in driving teenage pedophiles with low self-esteem to suicide. It doesn't even scare guys like Ron Spain into shutting up. I hate that guy. Hang on, I'm about to freak out agains....
DIIIEEE EVIL PEADAFILES!!!!! AAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!
Ok. I'm felling beeter now.
Another thing is that we need to make sure kids continue to be treated as property, because otherwise people might question whether we have the right to deprive them of rights to self-determination and individualism by saying they can't consent to intimacy.
Just in case, we should not act like self-determination and individualism are important. We should say it's good for kids to get accustomed to being told what to do and having zero personal rights so they'll become good slaves. After all, they're probably heading for George Orwell's 1984.
Those are the best strategies for fighting pedophilia. Now, I'm going to go have a conniption fit because I saw someone on the web talking about pedophilia without freaking out like the rest of us.
AAAARAHARRRGHHHH!!!! GODIKFFKLSBS;KN-F[SKN BFS`N FS KSXDX/;KXMKCXK!!!